The Animal Farm's Party
Once, in a farm, there lived several very different types of animals, each with their unique personalities.
There were The Roosters who are a bunch of cocks!
cock cock cock cock cock!!!!
Then there were The PussyCats.
Such pussies!
Well, not forgetting the Bulls who bullshits their way out of Life.
The Bullshitting Bulls
And lastly, the two Grizzly Bears who can't be separated.
Grizzly Bears aka Paris Hilton w/ Pamela Anderson
One day, one of the Bulls overheard The Farmer's conversation with a stranger...
Farmer : Oh Mr. Frothwood, I'm beggin' you, Sir. A week more and I shall pay all of the debts.
Stranger : Farmer Junaidi, sorry to tell you this. The debts have been delayed for months and-
Farmer :Oh, Sir, two days more?
Stranger : (after a long pause) Then two days more, we shall meet again.
Desperate, the animals held a meeting...
Jackson Cockster : We need an immediate plan!!!!
Rizan Bullock : Mooooooooooo????
Patrick Siamese : Oh no! It could only be one thing. SLAUGHTER DAY!!
Alif RedBull : Moo?
Ronald Chicken Wing : We shall then party the day before.
Koo Cock-a-doodle-doo : But I only have two dollars....
And so they planned to have a party on 14 April.
Merry O'time they had on that special occasion. They ate their last supper, they drank and eventually, most of them got drunk. They partied the night away and Slaughter Day was not on everyone's mind.
The next morning, the walls and ceilings of The Animal Farm's were stained with blood.
The End
Moral of the Story :
I don't give a damn moral to such damn story.
